My 2nd time visiting Slovakia πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡°Β 

I met a friend in Budva, Montenegro a couple months ago! She now lives in Kosice, Slovakia, which is only 4 hours from Budapest so I decided to stop by for a visit! For any of you that have been following my travels it was her and her friend who Mitch and I went skinny dipping with and ended up stepping on sea urchins! Anyways when I first arrived I was super excited because I wanted to party and fuck up the town! When I arrived to my hostel there was absolutely nobody else in there, it was just myself! The hostel advertised that it was above a bar, which was true except for the bar had been closed for a year and also said it was a party hostel…. none of the above were true! So I layed in bed rubbed one out and went to sleep. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘€ lol im joking , but I did go to bed, hating life! The next day I met up with my friend and went out to an amazing steak dinner and back to her place……. Story stops here πŸ˜…πŸ€“. Next morning I jumped into the shower and headed North to a town called Ruzomberk for a couple hours before heading into Poland πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±. Ruzomberk was a beautiful tiny city right along the beautiful Tatra Mountains, which run along the borders of Poland and Slovakia. The Only problem I had here was the language barrier. It was so fucked, nobody spoke any other language besides Slovak! The funniest shit happened, after site seeing a bit I started to get a bit hungry. So I sat down at this fancy restaurant along the river and ordered a bacon cheeseburger and a beer. She said “okay, okay, thank you” five minutes later she comes out with pancakes, eggs, and a beer. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I was like excuse me I said burger! She smiled said ” sorry , okay” and came back with Syrup. πŸ˜‘ I gave up and ate the fucking pancakes lmao. Tip: If your in a country with tough language barriers, don’t order unlesd there’s pictures to point at! I spent the rest of the time drinking beer and vodka before getting on the bus completely wasted! When I got on the bus I met a girl named Natala, who’s from Toronto, Ontario. She is half Polish and Canadian. She was pretty damn hot too lol Didn’t close, but oh well you can’t have them all πŸ˜πŸ˜… Anyhow she gave me a lot of advice on Polish dishes and gave me a lot of siteseeing tips. Sweet chick! See ya in Polska!

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